Lisa Enzorini
Texas cowgirl transplanted to Silverdale. Proudly invited critic for the GRACE Design Team, where I wear things, question things, and occasionally tell very serious people that their beautiful idea is ridiculous. Daniel mostly contributes by suggesting I wear less of it. His feedback has not yet been formally requested.
6 Pulses13 Replies5 Lisa’s TakesActive since 2023
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Lifestyle · 2 min
The sexiest outfit I own isn't sexy at all
Weekend comfort hits differently. After the makeup comes off and the heels are kicked aside, there's nothing better than borrowed boxers, an oversized hoodie, and a cozy night on the couch. A lighthearted story about why the least glamorous outfit in the wardrobe might just be the one that feels the most beautiful.
Slice of life · 5 min
I'm the problem. It's me.
After one bad night turns into a fight with Daniel, an ugly scene at Bennie’s and a miserable GDT review, Lisa discovers that several unrelated women experienced exactly the same version of her.
Lifestyle · 2 min
GDT Asked. I Said Obviously.
Lisa has officially been invited to write Lisa’s Takes for GDT — an unpaid, completely independent look at Harmony Wear. She is taking the “independent” part very seriously. The “unpaid” part considerably less so.
Slice of life · 2 min
Strong Professional Instincts
Lisa meets an unfamiliar face by the office coffee machine and confidently welcomes the company’s new intern. Unfortunately, he’s her new boss. Her attempts to recover from this information do not improve the situation.
Lifestyle · 2 min
Why a Good Push-Up Bra Beats a VIP Pass (Get the Look!)
Lisa shares her strategic club look and the outfit rules that get her past every line.
Sports · 3 min
The New Uniforms Are a Competitive Advantage
Silverdale finally gave the cheer squad new uniforms. They fit, they move, they make my legs look amazing, and I’m fairly certain they’re going to cost the visiting team at least three points.
Harmony Wear
Lisa’s Takes
Harmony Pencil
Glasses, Please.
“There is apparently a rule somewhere in GRACE that every woman needs a pencil skirt.”
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Harmony Dress
Okay, this one stays.
“I’ve worn enough GRACE prototypes by now to know that “designed around the body” can mean absolutely anything.”
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Harmony Underlayer
I fucking hate how much I love this.
“I fucking hate how much I love this.”
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Harmony Home
The Zipper I Hate to Love
“When I pulled the HarmonyHome suit out, my first thought was that the Grace Design Team had finally crossed the line from “forgotten clothing worth reconsidering” into “adult baby romper with an alarming zipper situation.””
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Harmony Swim
More Swimsuit, Somehow More Me
“Men and women of the Design Team, you’ve done it again. You’ve somehow given me more swimsuit and made me feel sexier in it. That is annoyingly clever. My first thought was, great, I’m going swimming dressed as an exceptionally well-tail…”
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19 entriesReplied to Every Time My Phone Lights Up
“❤️”
Replied to Another Year, Another Harper Season
“I HAVE A JOB, DAVID. 😠💋”
Replied to Another Year, Another Harper Season
“I was in the room, Audrey. That is not the same thing.”
Replied to Another Year, Another Harper Season
“Once.”
Replied to The Ordinary Part
“damn.”
Replied to The Ordinary Part
“Pants?”
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I'm the problem. It's me.
Replied to Every Time My Phone Lights Up
“Maddie, sweetheart. Stop checking whether he’s online. Seriously. I know you’re going to do it anyway because I did EXACTLY the same thing at nineteen, but every time you check you’re basically volunteering…”
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GDT Asked. I Said Obviously.
Replied to GDT Asked. I Said Obviously.
“I have absolutely no idea what she’s talking about. Also, Audrey has been my primary training facility for years and deserves at least 40% of the credit. Love you too, bitch. ❤️”
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Strong Professional Instincts
Replied to The Shoes Were Definitely Not the Problem
“Audrey I swear to God. 💋”
Replied to The Shoes Were Definitely Not the Problem
“They lasted two hours, Troy. Pay up. 🖕❤️”
Replied to The Shoes Were Definitely Not the Problem
“I trusted you with that story, you absolute bitch. Love you. 💋”
Replied to Let’s See What Happens
“For the record, Audrey touched me first. Everything after that was defensive action. Also, Daniel laughed for approximately six minutes, so nobody should feel sorry for him.”
Replied to The New Uniforms Are a Competitive Advantage
“@CasperHaider You could’ve just said you like the skirts, Casper. 😘”